Marathon Lover Gifts

"By the time I got my race number it was over."

"This is exciting! My first marathon."

Runners have a pay toll.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"A little help, please."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Couch and Potato

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'That Brown bears watching!'

'Costume - What costume?'

I've been doing sit-ups!

Get a life

'Stampede!!'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Well, did you win or what?'

Marathon costume

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Formula One car models

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

Athlete

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'