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Speed Dating.

In the Guru District

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couples' therapy

'Great Therapy!'

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."