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Go! Means NOW!

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Out and In.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

37 years in the same position.

Surfing the daily stress

'Your shoe's untied.'

Group Think Time

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

Getting through the week.

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'Remember, Bob, my door is always open...just not for you!'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Phil, I'm just too depleted to function. I need to take the afternoon off and recharge my batteries.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."