Motivational Marathoner Gifts

Go! Means NOW!

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Out and In.

37 years in the same position.

Surfing the daily stress

'Your shoe's untied.'

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

Getting through the week.

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'Remember, Bob, my door is always open...just not for you!'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

Phil, I'm just too depleted to function. I need to take the afternoon off and recharge my batteries.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."