Motivated Runner Gifts

Once you stop, it's so hard to get back in the habit of running.

Fit-Bite

Go! Means NOW!

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Exercise now!

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

Hot dog.

Working out.

"Baseball is boring."

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

Fat Britain

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

How to show some hustle.

'Ah, a stepping stone to success.'

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

New Year's Resolution. . .

"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"

'Forget about him, Suzie! He's a weak and stupid runner who never should have entered..'

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."

"To motivate me to walk farther, I hired my jerk ex-boyfriend to follow me."

No more bingo wings.

"How far is two pounds from here?"