Sports Motivator Gifts

'Now get out there and believe in yourselves! If you believe in yourselves, you can beat anyone!'

How to show some hustle.

'OK, you all have a stimulus check. Now get out there and win!'

Go! Means NOW!

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Best project manager we ever had."

Dedication to excellence....

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

Office Politics

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

'You're my best employee. You're punctual, ambitious and precise. The problem is ... it scares the devil out of my other employees.'

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

"Baseball is boring."

"Can you run that past me again, Watson - you seem to have lost me."

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'Don't give up the day job...'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

Fat Britain

"... and if you guys don't shape up, I'm going to have to start kicking some butt around here."

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

Motivation Coach

Martin Jol

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"