Lifestyle Motivator Gifts

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"I didn't spark joy."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

GCSEs

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"Death coach..."

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

Does it spark joy?

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

'Watch yourself.'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

Every Day is a Gift

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

Fat Britain

"You make me want to be a better bag."

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

"I tried change, it didn't work."

How to show some hustle.

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'

"Drinking and smoking will certainly help you to get an 'enhanced annuity'. . ."

'Mr. Hartley, the motivational speaker is here to talk to your plants.'

"To motivate me to walk farther, I hired my jerk ex-boyfriend to follow me."

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

'We may have to adjust the gastric band a little.'