Love Motivator Gifts

"You make me want to be a better bag."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

GCSEs

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"Any questions regarding our financial incentive plan?"

Mankini - One size fits all.

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

A day in the life of Fred Billings, Attack Optimist!

Make love not war

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

"What? The goal wasn't to see it go down, just not to see it go up."

Fat Britain

"So what really motivates your colleagues?"

"You look like a million bucks to me."

Hang in There!

Archers.

Employees following the boss's carrot.

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

Hot chilli...

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

Mohammad Ali RIP 1942-2016