Romantic Motivator Gifts

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'By day career woman, by night captain of the pep club!'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

GCSEs

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

A day in the life of Fred Billings, Attack Optimist!

Sportsman and music

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"You make me want to be a better bag."

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

'I'm glad you were able to persuade your husband to attend, Mrs. Lowe.'

Posting a letter - "Right that done...." "It's irrevocable.." "I'ts a white envelope with blue writing."

'Ya know, my mom always said, 'you can catch more flies with hones than with vinegar'!'

Jealousy of General's Medal for Love

'If we can save the whales we sure can save your marriage!'

'I do like you Walter, but I don't like your alter ego.'

..... And if you act now ....

This yoga class is making me take a fresh look at myself. And? � How are you feeling? Middle-aged.

"Walter has decided to add years to his life."

Middle age jogging

Married Life - Six months of marriage - 'Sympathy is the bond of souls'

Pep Talks!

In a cage wheel a rat runs while wearing a Running Rat Radio.

"There's something about Susan's date I like."

'They're both going to propose marriage..'

"Emily is very attractive, but Katy has more long-term earning potential."