Sports Motivator T-Shirts

'Now get out there and believe in yourselves! If you believe in yourselves, you can beat anyone!'

How to show some hustle.

'OK, you all have a stimulus check. Now get out there and win!'

Go! Means NOW!

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Best project manager we ever had."

Dedication to excellence....

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Office Politics

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

'You're my best employee. You're punctual, ambitious and precise. The problem is ... it scares the devil out of my other employees.'

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

"Can you run that past me again, Watson - you seem to have lost me."

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'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

Motivation Coach

Fat Britain

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

'He has a great throw-in.'

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

"Either you meet your sales targets or you get 100 lashes. Have I motivated you?" CS628889