Exercise Motivator T-Shirts

"I bet you can't do that- paint your toe-nails without bending your knees!2

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

GCSEs

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

The 6 A.M. News Team

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Every Day is a Gift

"She will take me on more walks."

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

Fat Britain

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"That's great, but you still have to walk more."

"Are you talking to amoeba?"

"Jog on!"

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

'I don't want just a 'yes man'! I want a 'yes man' with spirit, pep and enthusiasm!'

How to show some hustle.

Perks of self-employment.

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'

To Do List: Wake Up/Smell the Coffee/Drink the Coffee/Now What?

'Stop walking in a manner which tells all and sundry that the doctor's had a word with you.'