Muscle Motivator T-Shirts

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Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

GCSEs

Exercise now!

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Team Leader

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"Look at me - I can do this!"

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Working out.

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"

"She will take me on more walks."

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

Fat Britain

"You make me want to be a better bag."

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

Chicken Affirmations

'When I hired you Curtis, you were a skinny wimp. Are you sure you're not on steroids?'

How to show some hustle.

"Jog on!"

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

"Are you talking to amoeba?"

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

Perks of self-employment.

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'

New Year's Resolution. . .

Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.