Muscle Motivator Pillows

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'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Exercise now!

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

GCSEs

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Team Leader

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"Look at me - I can do this!"

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Working out.

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

"You make me want to be a better bag."

"She will take me on more walks."

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

Fat Britain

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

Chicken Affirmations

'When I hired you Curtis, you were a skinny wimp. Are you sure you're not on steroids?'

How to show some hustle.

"Are you talking to amoeba?"

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

Perks of self-employment.

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.

'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'

New Year's Resolution. . .

"To motivate me to walk farther, I hired my jerk ex-boyfriend to follow me."

"How far is two pounds from here?"