Funny Exercise Motivator Pillows

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Pelobong

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Image changing.

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

'He's started jogging to work.'

Fat Britain

"You could do with some weight training."

"She will take me on more walks."

Check out my six pack.

"I'm beached body ready."

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

'I'm very active. I'm always jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping lunch, and jogging my memory. With all that jumping, stretching, skipping and jogging, I still can't lose weight.'

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"