Fitness Funnies Pillows

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"How's your exercise class going?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Keep Fit.

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

"Is it working?"

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Check out my six pack.

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

Tred carefully mill.

"I'm beached body ready."

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

'I'm starting my exercise program slowly...I'm pulling on the refrigerator door 30 times a day now.'

Sports centre lift.

'I've worked out, if you lose ten pounds a week, in two months you'll be gone completely.'