Fitness Funnies Prints

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"How's your exercise class going?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

Keep Fit.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

"Is it working?"

Ah, geez, there goes my groin muscle again.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Tred carefully mill.

"I'm beached body ready."

Check out my six pack.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."