Funny Exercise Motivator T-Shirts

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Pelobong

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

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"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

Check out my six pack.

"She will take me on more walks."

"I'm beached body ready."

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

Fat Britain

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

"You could do with some weight training."

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

'He's started jogging to work.'

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

'I'm very active. I'm always jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping lunch, and jogging my memory. With all that jumping, stretching, skipping and jogging, I still can't lose weight.'

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

"How's your exercise class going?"