Humorous Exerciser T-Shirts

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Keep Fit.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Pelobong

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'I bet he starts with a joke!'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

Please seat to be weighted.

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"You could do with some weight training."

Dog Training For The Ninties

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

'I'm very active. I'm always jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping lunch, and jogging my memory. With all that jumping, stretching, skipping and jogging, I still can't lose weight.'

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

attorney at law

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'Like it'll do any good.'

"Your health insurance only kicks in when you can run 100m in under 10 seconds."