Humorous Exerciser Prints

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Keep Fit.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Pelobong

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'I bet he starts with a joke!'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Please seat to be weighted.

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

"You could do with some weight training."

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

Dog Training For The Ninties

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

'I'm very active. I'm always jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping lunch, and jogging my memory. With all that jumping, stretching, skipping and jogging, I still can't lose weight.'

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

'Like it'll do any good.'

"Your health insurance only kicks in when you can run 100m in under 10 seconds."

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'