Exercise Enthusiast With Humor Prints

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Old Karate Master

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Fast Food Dieter

Pelobong

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Fitness in church.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Please seat to be weighted.

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"You could do with some weight training."

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

attorney at law

'Like it'll do any good.'

"Your health insurance only kicks in when you can run 100m in under 10 seconds."

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."

Sidewinder Sam's Aerobic Studio

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment