Exercise Enthusiast With Humor Prints

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Old Karate Master

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Fast Food Dieter

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Pelobong

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Fitness in church.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Please seat to be weighted.

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

"You could do with some weight training."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

attorney at law

"Your health insurance only kicks in when you can run 100m in under 10 seconds."

'Like it'll do any good.'

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."

Sidewinder Sam's Aerobic Studio