Motivator Pillows

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

GCSEs

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

When we believe together we achieve together.

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

I didn't want to become the company president, but the board of directors left me no choice. You were backed into a corner office.

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

Team Leader

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

Sinking sales

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

Anxiety of Change

Support, Encourage, Inspire.

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"

'Try as I may to get my ducks in a row, here's always some turkey stepping out of line.'

Image changing.

'We're not exactly sure why it works yet but his productivity is up 50.'

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

"You make me want to be a better bag."

Fat Britain

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

Motivation: No Recognition, Poor Rewards, Bureaucracy.

'Give me a raise now please.'

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

"Are you talking to amoeba?"

"Either you meet your sales targets or you get 100 lashes. Have I motivated you?" CS628889