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Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.

"For God's sake, shape up! Is that the face of a power broker?"

Chicken Affirmations

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Getting through the week.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

People, what a fantastic opportunity for a reset!

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

The 6 A.M. News Team

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

Image changing.

Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Fat Britain

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"I think our mission statement could use a little more zing."

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."