Mini Motivator T-Shirts

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

The 6 A.M. News Team

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.

Every Day is a Gift

No toxic waste in my backyard!

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

Fat Britain

"You make me want to be a better bag."

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

"Are you talking to amoeba?"

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

Chicken Affirmations

'I don't want just a 'yes man'! I want a 'yes man' with spirit, pep and enthusiasm!'