Self-motivator T-Shirts

Perks of self-employment.

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Are you talking to amoeba?"

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

GCSEs

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Sinking sales

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

The 6 A.M. News Team

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"

Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.

Every Day is a Gift

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

"You make me want to be a better bag."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

Fat Britain

"Either you meet your sales targets or you get 100 lashes. Have I motivated you?" CS628889

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

'I don't want just a 'yes man'! I want a 'yes man' with spirit, pep and enthusiasm!'

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

"The GOOD news is that your promotion puts you in charge of the team, the BAD news is you ARE the team."

'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'