Self-motivator T-Shirts

Perks of self-employment.

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Are you talking to amoeba?"

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

GCSEs

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Sinking sales

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"

The 6 A.M. News Team

Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.

Every Day is a Gift

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

Fat Britain

"You make me want to be a better bag."

"Either you meet your sales targets or you get 100 lashes. Have I motivated you?" CS628889

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

'I don't want just a 'yes man'! I want a 'yes man' with spirit, pep and enthusiasm!'

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'

"The GOOD news is that your promotion puts you in charge of the team, the BAD news is you ARE the team."