Self-esteem Motivator T-Shirts

"Of course you're going to be depressed if you keep comparing yourself with successful people."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

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"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Girl's weight issues.

Don't Take No For an Answer

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'I'm trying to work on Mr. Findlay's self-esteem, Miss Oglethorpe — stop giggling in there!'

'What do you mean 'when push came to shove, I patted'?'

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'I envy your metabolism.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"Even my mother and father never believed in me."

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

The abominable snow-woman

"If only legginess were based on circumference."

Body Shaming

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

"Be honest, Ralph, does my butt makes these pants look big?"

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"