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"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

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Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Always expect the best

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Learning Curve

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

Don't Take No For an Answer

Girl's weight issues.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

"Have you ever known anyone famous?" "I have." "I've always been great friends with Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." "What? That's you." "Carry yourself like everyone knows you, and everyone you meet will feel like they should know you." "Hey, you all over there! You know me!" "You don't carry things with your mouth."

The Self Esteem Seminar had really helped him.