Walking Motivator T-Shirts

"To motivate me to walk farther, I hired my jerk ex-boyfriend to follow me."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Exercise now!

GCSEs

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

Working out.

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

The 6 A.M. News Team

Every Day is a Gift

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

"She will take me on more walks."

Fat Britain

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

"Jog on!"

How to show some hustle.

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

New Year's Resolution. . .

'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'

"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"