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"My family has no idea what my personality would be like without yoga."

'Oh, you know. I'm up . . .I'm down. . .'

"I'm going to go out there and give it my all. I mean who cares if I look like a potato!"

"I can do this!"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Yoga To-Do

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'It's noble of you to want to keep your employees happy, but I can't help by prescribing something for them.'

I didn't want to become the company president, but the board of directors left me no choice. You were backed into a corner office.

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

Go ahead and dissect me

"Maybe this isn't the right heartless monolithic corporation for you."

Sign - CAN DO "I like your attitude, Harris."

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

The power of the brain

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.