Motivational Runner Gifts

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"

"My wife is helping me getting in shape! She can run 3 miles on an insult!"

Jogging incentives.

Go! Means NOW!

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

GCSEs

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Anxiety of Change

"Baseball is boring."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

The 6 A.M. News Team

Every Day is a Gift

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

Fat Britain

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

'Give me a raise now please.'

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

How to show some hustle.