Mindful Surfer Pillows

'It was nice of tou yo come all this way but most people just visit my website.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Uptight End"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Questions Online

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

The End of the Internet

Meditation Center

101 uses of a dead cat: surf board.

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Clinic

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

A Better Life

Whatever it is I usually think about.

Man knitting to other: 'My doctor prescribed golf to get my mind off business, then tennis to get my mind off golf, then bowling to get ...'

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone

"I'd like to file a report. I'm trying to find myself."