Self-righteous Surfer Pillows

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Surfing koala.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Capitalism.

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'You beached again, didn't you?'

The End of the Internet

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'I hate rainy days!'

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

101 uses of a dead cat: surf board.

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"Oh, I don't eat turkey. One of my spiritual advisers is a turkey."

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

Looking For Love.

"Dude, are you taking selfies?"

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

'I'm going to give you a prescription for your walking pneumonia...Take one pill every three miles.'

Internet Access@expensive.phone.bill.co.uk

'Click on the icon.'

Surfing the Brown Water.

Surf's up!

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.

'I still have a soft spot for my ex- like quicksand!'

'I said no more surfer snacks before the feeding frenzy!'

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'

"Wow! That's incredible! I mean...how did you know I used to be a white guy?"

'The garnish was really good, but these biscuits are rather tasteless...'

Fruitcake