Skeptical Surfer Pillows

The End of the Internet

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Stock market investment advice

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"Baseball is boring."

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

101 uses of a dead cat: surf board.

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.'

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

'Another sad attempt at improvisational cartooning'

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

"Baldo, I don't need advice on looking cool in a new car."

Annoying things about the beach.

Truth in labeling: If it sounds too good to be true. . . investments, stocks, bonds & mutual funds - formally fly-by nite investments.

'Get rich quick schemes - $1,000,000 each.'

'It's a matter of interpretation...to a politician 'contract' like 'manifesto' simply means an 'empty promise'.'

"Can I be in the control group?"

Some black sheep at the financial consulting branch are working with cheap tricks.

"I've never been much of a beach guy."

'I'd rather hear about the more relevant pyramiding schemes.'

'He doesn't use drinking fountains. He can't swim.'

There is a new Reaper in town

'I still have a soft spot for my ex- like quicksand!'

'When the computer senses that you are in a hurry, it automatically slows down.'

'If caller ID shows our number, it's just a tricky telemarketer...but in case I'm wrong you'd better answer to see what you want.'

'Now, this placebo is recommened by four out of five doctors.'

Investments: Free Box Of Cuban Cigars If You Invest In Our 'Cuba Fund'.

Investment firm - Dept. of Rumor Research and Verification.

'Why do you keep wasting your money on this rubbish?'

'Everything's gonna be great!' 'I'd never trust a politician who wasn't willing to lie to me!'