Skeptical Sojourner Pillows

There is a new Reaper in town

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

The Scenic Route

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

Vast Wasteland Ahead

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

'I'm good. How are you?'

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

The End of the Internet

"I love summer."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

Moses Lost in the Desert....Year 40

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

The Vicar in Customs

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

'Why didn't you take the elevator?'