Satirical Sojourner Pillows

New Seaside Development.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"You have arrived at your destination."

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

The Scenic Route

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Vast Wasteland Ahead

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

'I'm good. How are you?'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

GREENLAND

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."