Surreal Sojourner Pillows

Alice in Wonderland: Flamingo Croquet.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Painting taking root...

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

The Scenic Route

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

Vast Wasteland Ahead

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

'I'm good. How are you?'

Fingers

'Dali'

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

Moses Lost in the Desert....Year 40

The Piranesi Mall

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

The Vicar in Customs

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."