Solitary Sojourner Pillows

Vast Wasteland Ahead

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

The Scenic Route

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'I'm good. How are you?'

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"I love summer."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

The Vicar in Customs

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

'Why didn't you take the elevator?'

'All communication devises must be turned off during take off, Reverend.'

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."

"Of course - we wait forever, then come at the same time,"