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Vast Wasteland Ahead

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

The Scenic Route

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

'I'm good. How are you?'

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"I love summer."

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

Moses Lost in the Desert....Year 40

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

The Vicar in Customs

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

'Why didn't you take the elevator?'

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

Hell/Paradise