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'The stolid soucar cared little for the boatel.'

'You'll see, it's great: When they come back from fishing, they clean the fish and throw us the heads, tails and guts...'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Feeling for shells

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Child with doll in the sea

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Get a rockpool!

The Scenic Route

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

'I'm good. How are you?'

Vast Wasteland Ahead

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

Signs pointing out the ocean and beach because it is covered in litter.

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?