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"Of course - we wait forever, then come at the same time,"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

The Scenic Route

"You think the food is bad, wait till you hear the pilot's jokes."

Vast Wasteland Ahead

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

Romance on the Subway

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

Moses Lost in the Desert....Year 40

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

Hell/Paradise

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

'See - they always find their way home.'

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

'My brain's secret life is keeping me up nights.'

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

Alice in Wonderland: Flamingo Croquet.

"Here I am doing a very normal thing I always do in New York!"

23 St. or bust.

"I'm looking for something that will keep people away from me on the subway."

The Redeye

Counting Geigers...

'The stolid soucar cared little for the boatel.'

Stationary Paranoia and Moving Paranoia.

'You'll see, it's great: When they come back from fishing, they clean the fish and throw us the heads, tails and guts...'

A fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.

Amazing.