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"You think the food is bad, wait till you hear the pilot's jokes."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Two airplanes

Ornithologist

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

The Scenic Route

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

Angel Crash

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Airport

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

"Byeee... see you soon!"

After Orville Wright made the first flight at Kitty Hawk, he convinced Wilbur he should also make the second flight earn frequent-flier credit.

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

Angel and ecology

Amelia Earhart

"At this time the captain would like to hear from anyone who is turned on by men in uniform."

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."