Skyward Sojourner Prints

"You think the food is bad, wait till you hear the pilot's jokes."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Two airplanes

Ornithologist

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

The Scenic Route

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Angel Crash

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

Airport

After Orville Wright made the first flight at Kitty Hawk, he convinced Wilbur he should also make the second flight earn frequent-flier credit.

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

"At this time the captain would like to hear from anyone who is turned on by men in uniform."

"Byeee... see you soon!"

Amelia Earhart

Angel and ecology

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

At this time we'd like to seat students in rows one to four. - Flight School