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'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

'I've outlived another airline.'

bird

'I stepped in a hold in the ozone layer and I broke my ankle.'

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

'This is Captain Girard...if anyone back there wants to get a hold of me, I'll be on Facebook...'

At this time we'd like to seat students in rows one to four. - Flight School

'From down here the people look like flying Ants.'

After Orville Wright made the first flight at Kitty Hawk, he convinced Wilbur he should also make the second flight earn frequent-flier credit.

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

"I wish he'd hurry up and repair it!"

"I like watching birds. Sometimes I wonder if I could fly, who would I crap on?"

"We allow some pilots to fly their beloved aircraft one last time."

Amelia Earhart

"I've put it in a million times, maybe... ... not heaven?"

"I hired a ride service that specializes in avoiding traffic. We should be there in about 30 minutes depending on the wind."

Covid Safe

"Tower to AVX114. . . I don't think the problem's with your altimeter!"

Angel Crash

Two airplanes

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

'Expecting someone, are we?'

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

Angel and plane.

Angel and ecology

Fuel Tanker balloons.

Caution: Entering Airline Lavatory Waste Release Area

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

I love the Shard

Boy pilot.