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'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

The Art Student.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Artist and Musician

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"You think the food is bad, wait till you hear the pilot's jokes."

The Scenic Route

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

Vast Wasteland Ahead

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

Artist paints his brush rather than the model.

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

An artist is painting a still life of a dog and a cat in a studio. They are both in the painting, but the cat is missing from the studio and the dog is looking guilty.

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

"Too busy."

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

Moses Lost in the Desert....Year 40

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Artist Paints Sale

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

Hey, who moved my easel?

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

Mona Lisa gesturing at Leonardo Da Vinci when his back is turned.

Hell/Paradise

"My art is bigger than life."

"It's practically impossible to heat this damned place."

'Lunch is ready. Will you be able to remember where you left off?'