Subway Sojourner Pillows

"Of course - we wait forever, then come at the same time,"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"You think the food is bad, wait till you hear the pilot's jokes."

The Scenic Route

Vast Wasteland Ahead

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

Romance on the Subway

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

'My brain's secret life is keeping me up nights.'

Hell/Paradise

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

'See - they always find their way home.'

Alice in Wonderland: Flamingo Croquet.

The Redeye

"I'm looking for something that will keep people away from me on the subway."

23 St. or bust.

"Here I am doing a very normal thing I always do in New York!"

'The stolid soucar cared little for the boatel.'

Counting Geigers...

Stationary Paranoia and Moving Paranoia.

'You'll see, it's great: When they come back from fishing, they clean the fish and throw us the heads, tails and guts...'

Amazing.

A fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.

"Gimme a whiskey!" "Tex couldn't read."