Supernatural Sojourner Pillows

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"It's just a tree."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Witch dice.

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

"You think the food is bad, wait till you hear the pilot's jokes."

The Scenic Route

Fortune teller sees impending doom

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

Vast Wasteland Ahead

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

'I'm good. How are you?'

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'