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Moses Lost in the Desert....Year 40

New Seaside Development.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"You have arrived at your destination."

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

The Scenic Route

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'I'm good. How are you?'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

Vast Wasteland Ahead

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

GREENLAND

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.