Skeptical Sojourner Gifts

There is a new Reaper in town

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

The Scenic Route

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

Vast Wasteland Ahead

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

'I'm good. How are you?'

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

The End of the Internet

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"I love summer."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

The Vicar in Customs

'Why didn't you take the elevator?'

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

Proving Jesus lived is harder than finding footprints in the water he walked on.