The Spiritual Sojourner Gifts

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Chill Out Worshippers!

Steve found himself on his travels.

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

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Working from OM.

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

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