The Spiritual Sojourner Mugs

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

Steve found himself on his travels.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Chill Out Worshippers!

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

Working from OM.

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

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The Scenic Route

"I'm referring you to a specialist."