Frustrated Surfer Pillows

'When the computer senses that you are in a hurry, it automatically slows down.'

Surfing the daily stress

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Car wash / Mouth wash

Run, Mike, Run!

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

Broken since March

"No internet connection"

"Dang it."

'This is your sleep aid. Take two of these at bedtime and stuff them up your husband's nose. That should stop his snoring.'

The End of the Internet

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

A military officer daydreams

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Ryanair refunds

Car Dealer

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Let's see, that is one..two..three shots into the water.

Mysteries of Life

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

New Listings From Frustration House.

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

The Hold Dance

"I think I'm getting road rage."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"Would you like to pay with card, cash or the dim and shredded remains of my remaining dreams?"

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

Man Juggling Problems